Port Miou Expedition
June 2004
Day Three

Today nothing very much happened, but I've never let that get in the way of a good story...

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Lenoa Baum, the team's youngest member. Silent Submersion are currently working on a scooter for her, powered by three 'C' sized Duracell batteries.
I had to be very careful with the caption for this picture. What kind of people are going to be doing searches on Yahoo for "blonde girls getting a good hosing"?
She won't be smiling once she has been given the BQX to play with.
And here it is, the latest BQX Gimpsuit and Auto-asphyxia Machine.
Look at that! Not dead!
As today's excitement was cancelled due to escaped panthers (interestingly, the predictive text on a Nokia 3310 phone inists on spelling it as "escaped panties"), we decided to have a day by the beach. As Michael Walz drowns we make sure we get a photograph. We would have called for help but he was the only one amongst us who could speak French.
Thomas Baum comes prepared with his DIR-approved bucket and spade.
As you can see, very little happened today, the sun set and someone opened another bottle of Tavel...

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