"If the women don't find you handsome they'll at least find you handy..."

...or...

The Hall of the Not So Famous


Andrew Ward bathed in the light of his scooter
Duncan Price struggles with a duty free catering sized pack of Lambert & Butler
Ian Pinkstone demonstrates the DIR pizza (i.e. dry bread, that way there is no risk of cheese or tomato staining your t-shirt)
Dominic Hyland foils any chance of a stupid comment by actually going diving.
Colin Hayward looking smug as he makes off with a large haul of Froggie scooters
Rick Stanton in weird S & M shocker!!!
Clive Westlake using an early form of DPV (knackered French rowing boat)
Alex Wallace attacked by large tentacle
Jerome Meynie on his new offroad vehicle
Thomas Baum undergoes some cutting edge decompression therapy
Rodney Nairne of Silent Submersion demonstrates his new lung powered scooter
Michael Walz sabotages and prepares to hijack Rodney's van. He could just buy a Silent Submersion scooter like everyone else...
Suzi Dudas making us look like a load of lightweights